a tale of two cycles
so i have a friend. this friend has a bike simlar to, say, this:

and this friend recently hit a deer while going roughly 70mph on the thruway. the only damage made was to the deer, not even a scratch or a bump to the bike or rider.
i have another friend. this friend rides a bike similar to, say, this:

this friend recently hit a patch of gravel going about 45-50mph on a highway off ramp and lost control totaling his bike and breaking his collar bone after flying thru the air and landing about 100ft from his bike.
moral of the story: would you rather be a biker, a creep, or this amazing man?

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