What kind of fuckery are we?

a tale of two cycles

so i have a friend. this friend has a bike simlar to, say, this:
and this friend recently hit a deer while going roughly 70mph on the thruway. the only damage made was to the deer, not even a scratch or a bump to the bike or rider.

i have another friend. this friend rides a bike similar to, say, this:

this friend recently hit a patch of gravel going about 45-50mph on a highway off ramp and lost control totaling his bike and breaking his collar bone after flying thru the air and landing about 100ft from his bike.

moral of the story: would you rather be a biker, a creep, or this amazing man?

T H E E N D

welcome back (pink hair)
welcome back welcome back welcome back

ive been baking. all home made, from scratch, no boxes or mixes.

i wish i could do it everyday and afford 2 bottles of crystallized ginger for a batch of lemon ginger scones.

someday.

when i first left buffalo to come home my mom had said this to me: "dont think this will be a quick fix, it could take 6months to a year for you to be settled enough to move back out on your own. i wont let you leave till you have enough saved to leave."
everyday since then ive had apartment listings shoved down my throat though i still have no money.
ive been home four months and im being kicked out officially.
yesterday i was told they would "help me with a deposit".
im glad im back on me feet with no money and more bills and now i have to pay rent again while im being paid half what i made in buffalo. COOL!
something tells me i wont being staying within a few hours of here in my apartment search...

i know that the only people who read this also check perez regularly but i have to post this anyways:

HELLOO!!!
so ive been told there are 2 rilo kiley shows scheduled in nyc for sept 22 and 23rd. who wants to go with me so i dont have to drive alone??
hell, who wants to move with me so we can see awesome shows daily? any takers?

watching madison and marcella grow up is like hopping in a time machine and being a kid all over again. they are my sister and i's living reincarnations.

this was from marcellas 1st birthday, in two weeks she will be 3. madison just lost her 2nd tooth.

oh jeeze.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): After studying the astrological omens and consulting with an elite panel of 20 village idiots, my team of horoscope experts has determined that at least once in the coming week you would be wise to wander around town with no particular goal, responding with innocent enthusiasm and hungry curiosity to whatever scenarios you happen to stumble upon, pleased to be educated by the random flow of stimuli that come your way. If you don’t have the courage or leisure to pull that off, here’s the second-best strategy: Go someplace you’ve never been and do things you’ve never done. Third-best: Spend an entire day being naked.

i dont care how many times i see a rainbow, especially a double rainbow, they will forever be magical to me and i will run and squirm and bend and leap so that i can see them.

i am so iron deficiant i now have to take 3 325mg iron tablets per day. but in turn, i get a full load of nausea and constipation from the iron pills.

ive been doing well with seeing stars and eating every 2hrs so far in life...

soon you'll be able to follow me around with a magnetic pen and make silly eyebrows and beards on me.

horseheads is suck.
buffalo

is not suck.

le sigh. i am dumb and moved. now i want to go back.

so.

bad.